"Euphonium produce the sound of the Angel’s choirs. Trombones, heroic too, are dandy for extracting cats from trees."
Why don’t euphonium players play hide-and seek?
Nobody would bother to look for them.
Damn, that hurts.
How do you make a trombone sound beautiful?
Sell it and buy a euphonium
Ohhh daaaaaaamn trombones! Calling you out!!